This morning, Ken Bruce was talking to KT (it makes me cringe to write that) Tunstall on Radio 2. At one point, he told everyone to 'Have yourselves a very KT Christmas'. I laughed for about ten minutes and loved it.

Add some white patches, and Fonzie (aka Dr Satan, aka my kitten) totally resembles


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Stephen, Jodie and I just did an Easter Egg hunt. Like, a proper Easter Egg hunt with loads of things to find and instructions and forfeits and a big prize at the end. It took us about an hour. I won. We're all over eighteen and during the hour that we were running round the garden shouting 'I've got one!' and 'where the HELL are the Creme Eggs ( Read more... )

Bare fucking JOKE. Arianne stayed at mine last night. I talk in my sleep ( Read more... )

My earliest memory is when I was no older than three (it was at my old house closer to Sherwood shops) and our next door neighbour's rat escaped and ended up in our kitchen. I remember the whole family coming round with fishing nets to catch it, and it bit and burst my inflatable shark from Center Parcs ( Read more... )

The words 'Goose Fair is coming' are enough to strike fear into the hearts of any god-fearing Nottingham residents.

Now imagine the pain that those god-fearing Nottingham residents are feeling when they live in Forest Fields.

A girl I work with at The Vale calls lesbians 'hole punchers'. LOL!

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I'm actually crying.

I keep getting an overwhelming urge to watch The Little Mermaid.

OK. I've just had some bad news, the idea of which has been playing in the back of my mind for a good year or so now, but I hoped it'd never actually happen. I'll write about it properly later.