There once was an angsty Swede An angsty Swede indeed “I AM NOT MIDDLE CLASST, I grew up amongst white trash,” She lisped in an internet screed
LES MAH HOME she cried I LIVE DARE BEFORE IT GENTRIFIED But the statement was false She grew up south of New Paltz And she was caught in a lie
“I’ve eaten outta dumpsters” she claimed “And tattooed my foot “LAAV BATE” “ She’s shared anarchist squats, Her friends grow green mohawks, It’s imperative we feel her pain.
So lets all lift a warm PBR And gaze aghast from afar At a cliché and a bore And a true attention whore Whom society’s left angry and scarred.
Hope you are serious with the whole bulimia being “FTW,” with any luck your esophagus will crash or your electrolytes will get so out of balance that you can’t stand up or best yet met your potassium levels will drop so much that you’ll go into pancreatic shock. Nothing FTW like pancreatic shock…In the meantime wash your face, for real, you look like you need a chemical peel…Yeah, I do need a new hobby, but next time I see you I’ll be sure to create commotion, which invariably you’ll get off on vis a vis being the center of attention.
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There once was an angsty Swede
An angsty Swede indeed
“I AM NOT MIDDLE CLASST,
I grew up amongst white trash,”
She lisped in an internet screed
LES MAH HOME she cried
I LIVE DARE BEFORE IT GENTRIFIED
But the statement was false
She grew up south of New Paltz
And she was caught in a lie
“I’ve eaten outta dumpsters” she claimed
“And tattooed my foot “LAAV BATE” “
She’s shared anarchist squats,
Her friends grow green mohawks,
It’s imperative we feel her pain.
So lets all lift a warm PBR
And gaze aghast from afar
At a cliché and a bore
And a true attention whore
Whom society’s left angry and scarred.
___TS Eliot
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Notice the tooth brush.
derrrrr.
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just asking b/c i know you think bulimia is chic, you fucking spoiled cunt
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And yeah.. bulimia is FTW!!!
Come on brosef. Either grow a pair and say this stuff to me face to face, or get a hobby.
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