Kleptomaniac Survey

[whoa_nelly]

How long have you been a kleptomaniac? On and off since childhood, but have been thieving obscene amounts over the past 2 years.
Why'd you start? Seeing that I barely have any cash flow, my insatiable need for material possessions needed to be compensated for. Freeness = excellence. I also think it's funny that I can acquire so many things

Comments

stick to the soft stuff

[mysterynmayhem]

i tried stealing a pair of earrings from claire's boutique once when i was 13.....they asked me if i needed anything and i freaked out so bad i swallowed one of them. (strangely enough, it hasnt surfaced in my dung to this day...not that i keep that close of a watch...eheheh) since then ive narrowed my stolen goods to cotton apparel and stuffed animals. i figure theres not a high injury rate associated with those.

Re: stick to the soft stuff

[whoa_nelly]

Did you try to steal the earings by concealing them in your mouth?!?!

Re: stick to the soft stuff

[mysterynmayhem]

yah, i was young, niave....itll never happen again! lol!!!!!

[garyjr]

ur crazy! i can't believe you stole all that stuff and here i thought you were a "nice young man" type. lol. did you steal that coat your supposed to give me? will i get busted if i walk into the mall wearing it?

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[whoa_nelly]

But I am a nice young man, I just occasionally happen to aquire material goods illegally. However the jacket was paid for in full. On sale for $7 in fact!

[garyjr]

oh okie cool when can i get it i'm cold! burrrr.

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[whoa_nelly]

By the time I start postong regularly again is probably when you will recieve it. I've been so inactive with my livejournal lately.