I may have been officially fired from D'Angelos today without really doing much of anything. I suppose not doing something is doing something when you don't show up for work and fail to inform them of said plans. At least I could have called to finesse a story about my grandmother's recent death or how I just threw up last night's take out ( Read more... )

I am still tired even after sleeping for 14 hours last night. This rest was needed however, as I stayed up all night and then worked from 8 AM until 1 PM the night/day prior. And prior to that I had only slept 3 hours for I had to go to Diva's Night Club and pass out invitations/flyers for my 4th of July Hodown and work in the morning again. ( Read more... )

If there is one person my journal cracks up it's myself.

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Having a license to drive is not all it's cracked up to be. I once thought it would be my ticket to freedom, fame, fortune, and a free high off the fumes at the gas pump. However being in the midst of family and friends who do not have a license or car of their own, it has in fact become their ticket to ride. There seems to be no end to the ( Read more... )

Oh dear I really need to get new icons :0

While secluded in my dimly lit and thinly walled basement room, the volume at which I am listening to X-Mas music is deafening. With the accompaniment of my soaring vocals, I fear I may have unwittingly invited the neighbors and anyone in a 2 block radius to join in the yule tide cheer. Once again the unintentional seclusion of an inactive summer ( Read more... )

How long have you been a kleptomaniac? On and off since childhood, but have been thieving obscene amounts over the past 2 years.
Why'd you start? Seeing that I barely have any cash flow, my insatiable need for material possessions needed to be compensated for. Freeness = excellence. I also think it's funny that I can acquire so many things ( Read more... )

I think that description pretty accurately describes me. Too bad I smoke menthols, preferably Newports, but really anything that's buy one get one free. Hence my smoking Parliaments at the moment, but the recessed filter can be quite enjoyable sometimes. At least I didn't turn out to be Cloves.


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I don't know if bicycle seats are made with comfort in mind, but I imagine Huffy tried to produce the feeling of sitting on a bandana shaped broom stick and transferred that onto a 10 speed. In an attempt to fill the recent void of movie rentals that my nearby but late fee ridden Blockbuster account has left me with, I decided to face the ( Read more... )