Kleptomaniac Survey

[whoa_nelly]

How long have you been a kleptomaniac? On and off since childhood, but have been thieving obscene amounts over the past 2 years.
Why'd you start? Seeing that I barely have any cash flow, my insatiable need for material possessions needed to be compensated for. Freeness = excellence. I also think it's funny that I can acquire so many things

Comments

[crazyrants]

I'm glad you liked the community! And in the spririt of your theivery, I'm going to "borrow" your pillow cases to display in my LJ .. paying you homage of course .. and while you're at it, nab me one of the digital cameras too :P

however I would like to one day steal the hearts and admiration of the nation and hopefully much of the civilized world

you're my HERO

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[whoa_nelly]

Next time I go Comp USA I'll see if I can nab another cam for you. The one I was able to get is a cheaper one but it get's the job done. I also need to get a scanner and a rewritable drive. I must be the last person on the planet to not have either one of those.

Hey the hero link didn't work for me. I guess there was a problem with the plug-insettings or something. What did it say?

[crazyrants]

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[whoa_nelly]

Oh that is too sweet =) Barbra Hershey is pretty mellodramatic in the movie, but a tear jearker none the less. I'm filing thye movie and soundtrack to "Beaches" under guilty pleasures, right next to The Carpenters Greatest Hits and the Dolph Lundgren epic "Masters of the Universe."

[ex_context351]

u know about the left-hand shopliftin' technique right?

put what u wanna steal in ur LEFT HAND and keep that below the counter level. then buy somethin' cheap n stupud with ur RIGHT HAND. u have entered the "line" and are therefore a "shopper" n not under as much suspekt.

it worx! i done it like 239823 times!

heheheeh!! l8r!!

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[whoa_nelly]

Oh yes I do that all the time at convenience stores. Say while purchasing cigarettes I'll be putting gum and chocolate bars in my pocket with the free hand below the counter. I've tried it with any other kind of itmes really, but once I was paying for clothes and the sales girl failed to ring up one of the items that was on the counter. Apparently she thought it was mine, so I put it over my arm, said thanks, and left.

[ex_context351]

i usually avoid putting things in my pocket unless i'm totally confident in the situation. simply 'left-handing' something seems to work--and you always have an anti-crime "save" with it...that is, if someone sees you with the item, you can always say "oh! this thing! i'm so out of it today! stupid me!".

^O^

[sooth]

I ****MUST**** know how the heck you managed to steal a TABLE!!!!!

^_______^

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[whoa_nelly]

Well the table was on the porch, and one night while walking to the store I just decided I would swipe it quickly because I felt I needed a table for some reason or another. Now this like a black wooden and metal table and it gets pretty cumbersome if carrying it though the streets. Unfortunatly I found that I had no real use for it and put it in my living room. My father was traveling at the time so when he got back I told him I found it at a tag sale.

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[sooth]

>_<

Lord! You just HAD to take it didn't you... was it a nice table?

lol...

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[whoa_nelly]

That's the thing, it wasn't even like this amazing table that I saw and just had to have. Just an average looking table that was a little bit dirty in fact. Sometimes my boredom gets the best of me and I do things like steal crappy tables to amuse myself.

[anonymous]

Can I theive your obscene amounts?

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[whoa_nelly]

Uhhh...yes, but only for you anonymous replier.

[crazyrants]

Darn .. well the LJ police didn't take very long!

damn, that sucks....

[mysterynmayhem]

and i was going to join too!!!!!!!

[garyjr]

oops. it wasn't lj, i stole your little community! muhahahahaha!