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yeah okay this is a handy post to have.
Character: Kinon Bachika
Series: Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann
Character Age: About 20-21? lol, Gainax
Canon: Once upon a time, the Helix King forced humans underground and created an army of beastmen to enforce his regime. Naturally, that wasn't going to last--humans escaped to the surface and banded together as the Great Gurren Brigade, overcoming all odds, claiming victory and founding a new world order governing humans and beastmen alike. It just goes to show that all you really need to do is believe in yourself, go beyond the impossible, and kick reason to the curb!!
...Or that's how most of the characters feel. And then there are characters like Kinon. Far from the reckless ideal of the others, she's one of the diehard supporters of Rossiu and his logical approach to governing the new capital, Kamina City. In fact, she's such a loyalist to order that she'll go to such extremes as volunteering herself as a human bomb to make sure a convicted criminal doesn't escape--even if she's not really a combatant, you don't want to make her mad. But to be honest, underneath her expressionless and glasses-flash-prone demeanor is a kind girl who's just working for the good of the people... and who really has the hots for her superior.
Sample Post:
Good day, citizens of Camp Fuck You Die. My name is Kinon, and I am a representative of the central government at Kamina City. Please do not be alarmed at my arrival; I will be in and out quickly and peacefully, and I have no intention of removing you from your home. I am not here to judge your choice of residence.
Instead, I am here to address your concerns. We've been receiving some of your complaints, and I'm here to help sort things out. We have already processed requests for sugar, alcohol, and tampons, and we are working past some technical difficulties to deliver them as soon as possible. As we were told, we have sent several packages addressed to CFUD, c/o Marcy, but we have heard reports that the supplies were not received and we can only assume that they were lost in the mail. Aside from that, however, I... am afraid sexual relations are not in our power to give. I can't imagine the horrors that would do to our reputation. Ah, are there any further problems that must be addressed?
...Sir, it is really no matter of the government whether or not your friend is canine. In fact, if you have a problem with his race, you are likely not a very good friend at all; though he may be a different species, surely he is still capable of being a man's best friend. --Oh, a virus, is it? That's much more serious! Since this is an unfamiliar disease, I'm afraid he will have to be quarantined, along with any other victims. Sir, please--this is for his health, and all of ours as well. Just think, if this becomes an epidemic, everyone will want to know just who let the dogs out. I will not let the answer become the government!
Wait, miss, you're a dog too? And here's a cat! Oh no, it might be too late! It's already become an epidemic! I'm afraid this calls for drastic measures. This camp in its entirety will have to be quarantined! Exiting and entering freely is now strictly forbidden, and attempts to cross the border without permission will be punished!
Hmm? Yes, of course I've just arrived here. Why do you ask?
'Twas here!
Character: Kinon Bachika
Series: Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann
Character Age: About 20-21? lol, Gainax
Canon: Once upon a time, the Helix King forced humans underground and created an army of beastmen to enforce his regime. Naturally, that wasn't going to last--humans escaped to the surface and banded together as the Great Gurren Brigade, overcoming all odds, claiming victory and founding a new world order governing humans and beastmen alike. It just goes to show that all you really need to do is believe in yourself, go beyond the impossible, and kick reason to the curb!!
...Or that's how most of the characters feel. And then there are characters like Kinon. Far from the reckless ideal of the others, she's one of the diehard supporters of Rossiu and his logical approach to governing the new capital, Kamina City. In fact, she's such a loyalist to order that she'll go to such extremes as volunteering herself as a human bomb to make sure a convicted criminal doesn't escape--even if she's not really a combatant, you don't want to make her mad. But to be honest, underneath her expressionless and glasses-flash-prone demeanor is a kind girl who's just working for the good of the people... and who really has the hots for her superior.
Sample Post:
Good day, citizens of Camp Fuck You Die. My name is Kinon, and I am a representative of the central government at Kamina City. Please do not be alarmed at my arrival; I will be in and out quickly and peacefully, and I have no intention of removing you from your home. I am not here to judge your choice of residence.
Instead, I am here to address your concerns. We've been receiving some of your complaints, and I'm here to help sort things out. We have already processed requests for sugar, alcohol, and tampons, and we are working past some technical difficulties to deliver them as soon as possible. As we were told, we have sent several packages addressed to CFUD, c/o Marcy, but we have heard reports that the supplies were not received and we can only assume that they were lost in the mail. Aside from that, however, I... am afraid sexual relations are not in our power to give. I can't imagine the horrors that would do to our reputation. Ah, are there any further problems that must be addressed?
...Sir, it is really no matter of the government whether or not your friend is canine. In fact, if you have a problem with his race, you are likely not a very good friend at all; though he may be a different species, surely he is still capable of being a man's best friend. --Oh, a virus, is it? That's much more serious! Since this is an unfamiliar disease, I'm afraid he will have to be quarantined, along with any other victims. Sir, please--this is for his health, and all of ours as well. Just think, if this becomes an epidemic, everyone will want to know just who let the dogs out. I will not let the answer become the government!
Wait, miss, you're a dog too? And here's a cat! Oh no, it might be too late! It's already become an epidemic! I'm afraid this calls for drastic measures. This camp in its entirety will have to be quarantined! Exiting and entering freely is now strictly forbidden, and attempts to cross the border without permission will be punished!
Hmm? Yes, of course I've just arrived here. Why do you ask?
'Twas here!