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Dentists and Golf
The lovely (insert name of commenter here) wondered if we could see any of this story from H's perspective, so here it is, just a quick insert into the dentist ficclet. It's important to note that this is creative license, I'm quite sure boys of this age don't actually think, or behave, like this.
So here it is, the long time coming next ( Read more... ) -
Dentist!Snape (part 4)
Ms Schnider wrapped a floral scarf around her blue-rinsed hair with a dignified sniff as she left the dentist’s office. Not looking back she announced to the seated man:
“I will settle my account at the front desk, I will not be returning to your practice Dr Snape.”
This was of little concern to the white jacketed menace, whose tendencies towards ( Read more... ) -
Revenge of the Dental Secretaries
“P,P,P...”
The smell of antiseptic filled his nostrils, sharp and harsh, grating comfortably at the delicate skin of his large, sensitive nose. The eucalyptus tang of cleanliness, the sharpness of his workplace, was a familiar scent. Unfamiliar however, was the feeling of total loss, for struggle as he may, he could not place the name of the ( Read more... ) -
Return of the Dentist
A child had been carelessly allowed into his care this afternoon. Screaming it’s disapproval of his methods, the ghastly, near-circular apparition had declared that it’s tooth hurt more now than before the dentist’s intervention.
Honestly, thought Snape; what did it expect? Stuffing it’s mouth with candy at all times of the day.
The fattish ( Read more... ) -
Voldemort Rains
“Avadra Kevardra”
That was, of course, all that needed to be said, but Harry Potter, being Harry Potter, had valiantly noticed one final problem at the scene of Voldemort’s defeat - what was that god-awful smell??
One simple air freshening charm later, and the minute particles of Voldie-smell were dispersed. The youngish hero turned from the ( Read more... ) -
oh gods, a second post
as I am being "pimped", by visoka, apparently, I have decided to make a declaration, here goes: If you are mad enough to enjoy my writing, ask me to write something for you, I am unlikely to write otherwise. I have very very few moral problems with anything so go ahead ( Read more... ) -
what was I thinking, a post?
yes, ok, Ive had the journal for a very very long time, and have used it exclusively as a way to comment on everyone elses...which I imagine is rather aggrevating.
However!
I have news, somone called me wonderful, the equally excellent almostlifesized (buggered if I know ow to make a link to her), how very exciting, for writing them a drabble. * ( Read more... )