This is how i know there's no God ( Read more... )

what a depressing, self hating, miserable month it has been.

i think its time to get mad crunk.

cool story: i was putting email addresses into the database of friends of hillary, and the list of names i had was for people who had donated money to hillary. i was doing a bunch of people in California and i came upon barbra streisand, magic johnson and danny devito's daughter lucy devito. hahaha it was awesome. now i have all their personal ( Read more... )

while eating a popsicle today, i was struck with an interesting metaphor ( Read more... )

RIP syd barrett

the madcap laughs

ohhh shit son. there was apparently a bomb threat at the building i volunteer at. the fire alarm went off so everyone went outside and there were like 50 cops and i heard them saying they had to search the building and they put up yellow tape. i mean its 99% likely there was no bomb but still thats pretty scary. but maybe god or someone wants me to ( Read more... )

the damage:

5 hours of volunteering a day, tuesday wednesday and thursday. 7 hours on friday. and somehow, a job. then one month of ballet from 10-430 every day, and volunteering from 5-9.

i fucking hate my parents and my summer. hurry up, september (college apps will be better than this shit)

i feel like i am really close to getting what i want. very close, but i need some sort of catalyst to get me where i want to be. just onnne little thing. dammit. and i know i should be the one to precipitate it, but i just feel like laying back and letting it happen. but i know if i dont fuel the fire it might die ( Read more... )

omg just figured out how the red hot chili peppers got their name. you know how in road trippin they mention snakefinger? well snakefinger was the nickname of this guy in a band called Chilli Willi and the Red Hot Peppers. so thats where they got their name. coooooool ( Read more... )

ok guys i figured it out. the secret to true happiness is...sublime ( Read more... )