[Screened to OU!Winry]

Hey Winry...? Um, I need your advice.

[Screened to OU!Al]

Al? Have you, uh, moved in yet? Uum...you are...staying with me, right?

I swear, I miss everything. Why does this shit always happen to me? Everyone leaves, everyone...especially and so often Al. But whenever I disappear, I inevitably return here. How long has it been now? End of May...since the end of May last year.

And I always return, and someone is always gone.Al disappeared this time. Both of them...though ( Read more... )

C-colonel? Shit, now who am I going to talk to?! Teacher's gone, the bastard's gone, Nina's gone...everyone's leaving again, dammit!

( Screened to the Female Mustang... )

Well at least they waited until after Winry readjusted my leg before whisking me off again. Fucking hell.

(( Screened to the Colonel...the male one )

Yes, it's me again. Yes, I'm back again.

[Screened to Teacher]

...Teacher, do you know how Al's been doing while I was gone?

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AL! Shit, I did not mean to disappear like that. What have I missed? How's your leg? Did Winry get a chance to...?

And, er, Teacher! Is she still here? Sometimes people...well, sometimes when I come back, there's... And Winry- she's all right? Not too worried, I hope?

Colonel, Lieutenant, still here? God, turned into that bastard, doing ( Read more... )

I really don't write enough, do I? I think I've fallen out of the habit since I got here- haven't been involved in alchemic research now for quite some time.

...damn, wait, is that really the date? That means this week last year, I arrived here. I've been in this world for nearly a year.

And that means it's been nearly a year since the first ( Read more... )

Winry! You make it all right? I don't think I could take it if you're hurt too... Al needs you- he...he lost part of his leg...

A-also...where's the other Alphonse? Did you make it here? I know we don't talk much...your brother didn't want me going near you. But I've been trying to watch over you anyway...because you are Alphonse...

YUCK~!

THIS is the reason I don't drink milk! Can you SMELL that?! Something that gives off such a foul stench MUST be bad for you!

...WHO THE HELL GAVE ME THIS BOOK?? Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Because I am SO NOT AMUSED.

LOOK. I am NOT. SHORT. DO NOT CALL ME SHORT, OR I CAN AND WILL CHANGE YOUR PERSPECTIVE. GET IT?

And just what the hell is this about? "The Alchemy of Love and Lust"? Your humour is so not funny.