Iron Fisto

[whopets]

I want to obtain a sledgehammer that is on fire. With this weapon of ultimate ultimacy I will bore a hole through my apartment living room wall. After, I will jab my neighbors in the throat and commence on mashing the shit out of their sound system until I am convinced that noise will never be excreted from its speakers. Then I'll probably steal

Comments

logical fallaciousness

[taxyman12]

a sledgehammer head is metal, you can't set it on fire...fool. Unless of course it was supposed to be sledgehammer with a wooden head--but we all know how ridiculous that would be. Nice idea though, I like your creativity. Keep trying, you might succeed at producing a fiery sledgehammer, you could sell it and make eleventy-billion dollars and we could split the profits.

Re: logical fallaciousness

[whopets]

How about if I just smash your face in?

Score!

[anonymous]

..and the points go to Josh.
Although, since he made this LiveJournal page in the first place, I win.

Re: Score!

[whopets]

What the hell?! This game was rigged.