I went to see Yngwie Malmsteen at the House of Blues last night. It was the awesome and now I can't hear or stand. No one who reads this probably knows who Malmsteen is; so what? Who cares? Want to fight about it? I sure do. If you don't know who he is then you're just a puddin' pop deluxe and need some Johnson's No Tears Shampoo to keep from ( Read more... )

Nothing pisses me off more than these chain letters that endanger the status and health of of my future relationships. Please, don't curse me with 47 years of failing relationships. I don't think I could bear the suffering and will abide by what the letter claims and have a little sliver of hope that something special will happen between 6:00 PM ( Read more... )

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Not real. This is fake.
Reviewer: MTV rocks

What's wrong with you people???? How can you actually listen to this ( Read more... )

Piano a gogo. Any suggestions? Didn't think so... Bastards...

Fat man with his kids and dog ( Read more... )

sailing on the seven seize the day tripper diem's ready ( Read more... )

I wish I had the power to make people I despise to blow up by just giving them death glares...
I also wish I had the power to kick down doors...

Guess I'll just have to suffice with my barrel throwing abilities... Sigh...

I am applying for an Assassin job. I am free to work anyday at anytime; just give me the location of the person to who I need to mess up. My qualifications are as followed ( Read more... )

My blood hurts.