I am a Man...

Aug 22, 2004 00:17

Yes indeed, I am a Man. And what does every Man need? A phallic partner object to reveal just how Manly we are. Whether it be your pimped out sweet ride, heavy duty power tools that you never use, or your overly large 'Man Equipment.' These are none of mine cause I need something that kicks more ass. A Desert Eagle. The massive pistol that could ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 19

pooredward August 22 2004, 06:17:16 UTC
dude, desert eagles are for wannabes...get a glock 10mm or a springfield xd...but still shoot kerry, please

Reply

whopets August 22 2004, 06:20:37 UTC
I hate glocks. They piss me off. In fact, I'd shoot every glock with my eagle. Can't go wrong with the Springfield though, but I'd rather Desert Eagle. Glad you agree on Kerry. So, I'd probably flip a coin to see if I'd shoot you.

Reply

pooredward August 22 2004, 06:25:43 UTC
yeah, glocks are a little too common...the springfield though--lovely...if the hk usp wasn't so expensive it'd be an excellent choice...i'd hit kerry with my billy club, if that's all i could get my hands on

Reply

whopets August 22 2004, 06:29:29 UTC
hahahaha, for that Kerry comment, you survive my wrath.

Reply


hey hey hey! creativejunkie August 22 2004, 06:31:28 UTC
You are absolutely 100% nerd. hah. That kicks ass!

Reply

Re: hey hey hey! whopets August 22 2004, 07:06:16 UTC
well... if nerdiness = rockingness, then I am all there!

Reply

Re: hey hey hey! creativejunkie August 22 2004, 16:51:14 UTC
haha......i guesss it can equal rockingness. I'm not to good at equations so how would I know? Yes, that was a question there buddy not a statement. hah.

Reply

Re: hey hey hey! whopets August 22 2004, 17:33:56 UTC
haha, you make me smile! Keep it up!

Reply


Remember the Titans, and the Alamo? taxyman12 August 24 2004, 18:59:04 UTC
desert eagles rule, excellent choice sir. I must question your ability to use it though as I feel that you are not near manly enough to weild a weapon that is as masculine and hardcore as this gun. Try using a .22 pistol instead loser

Reply

Re: Remember the Titans, and the Alamo? whopets August 25 2004, 00:34:26 UTC
Remember my fist caving in your chest? I sure do.

Reply


Stop this page now. anonymous August 25 2004, 04:22:29 UTC
I am going to eat your heart, Josh.
I swear to God/Jimmy.

Reply

Re: Stop this page now. whopets August 25 2004, 07:23:28 UTC
I am going to eat your bones off. I swear to Me I will.

Reply

Re: Stop this page now. kick_of_death August 25 2004, 19:37:01 UTC
Yeah, well I'm going to get 3 desert eagles and eat your bones off x2.

And then throw you over the roof.

All the while, wiping the top of the LB building with you.

Good day, sir.

Reply


Raging morons taxyman12 August 25 2004, 19:36:20 UTC
all of you

Reply

Re: Raging morons whopets August 26 2004, 01:39:42 UTC
you are fag

Reply

Re: Raging morons taxyman12 August 26 2004, 03:49:33 UTC
You just got SEeeeEEErved.

Reply

ROCKY CCLXVXX taxyman12 August 28 2004, 05:25:16 UTC
"Back in the the saddle!"

Reply


Leave a comment

Up