Goddamn it I love Rilo Kiley

I happened upon my old lover's old house
I found myself staring at the closed up door like the day she threw me out
"Diana, Diana, Diana I would die for you I'm in love with you completely, I'm afraid that's all I can do"
She said:
"You can sleep upon my doorstep, you can promise me indifference, Jim
But my mind is made up, ( Read more... )

If it doesn't get bumped again my friend Jon's segment on the Daily Show is airing tonight. It's about the iPhone app he wrote called iFart. We've been waiting on this to air for 2 weeks but Palin and Sotomayor and all other crap keeps bumping it back. It better be on tonight damn it!! I want to have the video proof of how cool my friends are. lol ( Read more... )

Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich

OKLAHOMA CITY - A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

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New glassses!!!! Yay

Shorts problem solved. Almost. I found fairly inexpensive jeans that fit perfectly so I'm going to turn them into shorts. Note to shorts makers: not all shorts commercially made need to be an inch bigger than my underwear.

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YAY the University of Central Oklahoma is getting even stupider. They're banning tobacco on campus completely next year. Here's what I think:

Give me a break. I thought college for adults but it looks like UCO is going to way of Oklahoma Christian and telling little Jimmy he's been a bad bad boy. Tobacco users know exactly what they are doing to ( Read more... )

My first gulp of yummy black coffee in almost a week was one of the best things ever.

Arg. I want this so bad but have no monies.


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I present exhibit A for why skinny jeans don't have to be atrocious fashion faux pas. I have very much the typical white girl no ass syndrome. Look at the ass these jeans give me:


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