dream dream dream

[whosjeebus]

so, i had this crazy, cracked-out dream the other night. in the dream, i made a livejournal post and asked my flist to comment on it, and then i replied to their comments (yes! i actually replied! OMG), randomly telling each one of them how they were going to die.

sounds like fun, doesn't it?

this should totally be a drabble!fic challenge.

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[nina_nicky]

Oh!

Uh...

How am I going to die?

[whosjeebus]

survey says that nina_nicky will be...

blown out an airlock.

care to drabble it? it doesn't have to be ACTUAL deathfic, but if you can include the phrase 'blown out an airlock' in there somewhere, i'll give you a virtual cookie. otherwise... just use it for inspiration.

*dares you*

[nina_nicky]

Oh, what a phantom travelerish way to die... *fangirls*

Uhm, I'm gonna think about writing... not sure yet... *waits for muse to kiss*

[whosjeebus]

heh. you should be so lucky.

when i say 'blown out an airlock', i mean it in the 'oh shit did i just hit the wrong button?', totally lame and embarrassingly accidental sense.

write me a pretty pretty drabble, and maybe i'll upgrade you to 'killed tragically in the line of demon-fighting duty' status.

[kdsch123]

I'm intrigued, it's late and I'm not working on any of my WIP's anyway. How will I die, CJ?

[whosjeebus]

oh, it's so sad to even contemplate, but cj's psychic hotline tells me that kdsch123 will be...

stabbed by a wino on the bus.

[black_regalia]

Tell me CJ, how do I die? :O I've always wanted to know!

[whosjeebus]

sweet sassy molassy! black_regalia is lucky enough to be...

accidentally smothered to death during overly enthusiastic sexual gymnastics.

[whosjeebus]

*consults crystal ball*

hmmm... 'twould seem that murder is not in your future. apparently, you...

fall head first into a wood chipper.

[yami_chan]

lol!

D00d, you are so much fun. XD

[whosjeebus]

fun?

yeah, you're absolutely right! if by 'fun' you mean 'evil'.

...does this mean you don't want to know how you're going to die?

[yami_chan]

Sure, lady. Fire away.

[whosjeebus]

i've got one word for you, babe.

avalanche.

you might want to reconsider that ski trip you were planning for december.