I know I hardly ever update, and I'm only around LJ when I WANT something, but bear with me for a moment, won't you?

I don't talk about family on here a lot, but I'm very very VERY proud of my one and only baby brother, who is, among other things (such as gifted with an acerbic wit much like my own), an AMAZING guitarist. His band, Down From Up, ( Read more... )

OMFG.

that is all.

In less than 48 hours, I will be 34 years old.

This past week, I've been carded for cigarettes twice.

I guess maybe there is a god, after all.

i got an anonymous virtual gift to my LJ! i LOVE those! anyone care to confess before i start pointing fingers?

in other news...

HEY LOOK! FREE STUFF!

did that get your attention?

good. here's the deal:

okay, f-list. i have a halloween prezzie for you. it's big.

go here to find out what it is. you'll thank me later.

OMG you better. it took ( Read more... )

my almost-vacation is over, and real life is currently ass-raping me like you wouldn't BELIEVE (and not in the good way, either). i don't have time for an actual update, but i thought i'd give you guys a little preview of what might be hitting your screens in the near future.

SOONa moderately detailed report (wif blurry and potentially ( Read more... )

just put mona1347 on the shuttle to the airport. i am now the FINAL fangirl.

last fangirl standing.

all on my own.

just me.

i think.

wincon is AWESOME. it's great to be amongst 'my people' once again.

i fangirled on rei_c. my life is now complete ( Read more... )

no, not chicken butt. but you get ten bonus points for being juvenile, anyway.

and i'm not passed out drunk in a ditch with my pants around my ankles, either. what a shame. but hey... i JUST got here. gimme until about saturday night and then check back in, mmm-kay?

i'm in los angeles! i got here early for winchestercon, and i was just wondering if any of ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL! I JUST BOOKED MY ROUND TRIP FLIGHT FROM CHARLOTTE, NC TO LOS ANGELES, CA FOR winchestercon, ON AIRTRAN, AND IT COST ME LESS THAN 250 BUCKS ROUND TRIP ( Read more... )

holy crap, i'm BACK. back from my craptastic vaycay, back on LJ (for now, 'cause they've become asshats again. some more.), back from the ded, et cetera, et cetera... and i brought you a joke.

( straight from my idiotic, perpetually stoned, wannabe rock-musician little brother to YOU )