Something that I thought up several years ago which has occasionally become stuck in fabricdragon's (and my) head, intoned upon noticing the latest Stupid Thing™ that Frodo, our dog of that time, had done:

{with no apologies to the cathedral at Winchester}

Dim damn dumb dog
Dumb damn dim dog
Dim damn dumb dog
Dumb damn dim dog
DUMB...
DUMB...
DUMB...

Another entry is the great list of Ideas That Won't Work™:

Neti Pots for cats

In the course of a normal (for us) day, I commonly say or do something which manages to have Kirsten howl in exasperation "Why don't you post it to your LJ?!?". Being in proximity to my laptop at today's most recent moment, here it is ( Read more... )

Political viewpoint meme!

No surprise here:

My Political Views
I am a right moderate social authoritarian
Right: 5.01, Authoritarian: 1.27

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fabricdragon has been posting regularly about the progress of the cleaning effort in our house. Here's my side of it.

For me, the story began on Monday, December 8, 2008.

( How it all began, and how I nearly hospitalized myself... )

My company is looking for Informix-4GL Programmers. Telecommuting is required for the first several months. Applicants must be willing and able to work in Wilmington, DE beginning no later than the 1st Quarter of 2009.

Reply to this post or contact me at whouseknecht at hotmail dot com if you or someone you know is qualified and interested in this

Looks at the clock: 9:59 PM.

Hm.

{blink}

Last game of the World Series tonight!Could it be over ( Read more... )

...would smell as sweet.

And poison by any other name would kill you just as dead.

From Monsanto, makers of Aspartame, the product that turns into wood alcohol and formaldehyde after you eat it, comes...

Neotame!What is it? Let me enlighten you ( Read more... )

Amongst our many (8) cats, we have a houseguest, namely, Rhiannon, the visiting fur-child of Bethanne Simms. She is a hefty little girl, probably weighing in at around 12 pounds. She is black, short-haired, and pear-shaped, lacking only a stem protruding from her forehead to complete the picture ( Read more... )

From kuksi.com:
( Church Tank Type 5A )