It's fascinating to me that CSI: Miami sexes up the process of running tests on physical evidence.  Notice the trancy trip-hop mellowing through the background and the sensuous, gently caressing and touching of start buttons.  Like the kind on the one that spins the vials of whatever really fast.  The peering leering through microscopes and , oh ( Read more... )

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WHO FUCKING DAT

My Child Draws Breath!  In a sense, fluid, not air, but still BUT STILL!   While you were out taking photographs of the shadow of a lawn chair or listening to the decemberists or memorizing your latest favorite bukowski stanza, my child was preparing to conquer and vanquish this puny joke of a world.  The four horsemen have drawn nigh.  BREATHE MY ( Read more... )

You know how I feel about you.  But you would be damned lucky to get less than a lump of coal from me.  I'm not judging you.  It's just that I is a broke indebted muhfucka.  I'm actually considering borrowing money to pay back money I've borrowed.  So, consider this your christmas gift from me.  I know it's not what you wanted, but it's all I have.

I had my hands under the air dryer when I noticed the fat cop behind me. He was shorter than me, much older and wore dark sunglasses. I recognized him, he was smoking outside when I walked in. He said something inaudible then asked for my ID when I saw the tall cop behind him. Fat cop asked for a job card, twice, and I told him I didn't know ( Read more... )

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The Conveyance Records room in Calcasieu smells like my grandparents basement in Many, earthy & old. The Plat Cabinets always smells like Gi-Joes and Play-Doh. Old books in French smell like the library in Colfax. The elevator in Jefferson-Davis smells like a mechanic's shop and the water tastes like the water from a garden hose, but always ice ( Read more... )

Convict Rodeo

I must go to this!

I mean, come on, prisoners being thrown around by bulls!


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If your wife or girlfriend or whatever is pregnant and someone says "oh, you can tell by the way she's carrying it that it's going to be a boy" or "you can tell by the way blah blah blah", punch them in the throat because they're wrong ( Read more... )