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2011 Survey
1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before ( Read more... ) -
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAS DONE THEIR MORNING BUSINESS
Jerks & jerkettes! I know you're out there. I'm here too. I have been busy being sick & miserable per usual but life has gotten fabulously distracting as-of-late. Work is too busy to wallow in pain, the evenings are filled with wining and dining and real talk. I am still miserably uncomfortable, but a smidgen of zest was revived upon Twinkletoes ( Read more... ) -
2010 survey
1. What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before ( Read more... ) -
well mostly okay
This week flew by, surprisingly. I thought it would move like molasses with JJ being gone, but work made sure to keep me busy. I still came home every day and wrote him letters, which was easier said than done with no backspace key or dynamic spelling. I forgot what it felt like to old school pen & paper it, which may or may not show in my already- ( Read more... ) -
May I have another
(last) week in review ( Read more... ) -
The noise you hear is me shifting gears/doing epic shit
I wasn't even all the way through John Hollywood's door before being hit with a barrage of questions about how my crotch felt. Which was about as expected as all the beer and banana offerings that followed ( Read more... ) -
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OH MY GOD. STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. IF YOU OWN A CAT GIVE IT A Q-TIP NOW.
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2009 Electrified
1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before ( Read more... ) -
Ways to remain in the eye of the storm
• The other night I was like oh yeah hey I'm always down for unplanned adventures, uncharted territory. Apparently by adventures and uncharted territory I meant oh yeah hey lets attend a party with a bunch of lesbians, piñatas, dog fights and Sammy Hagar's BFF.
"A brandy glass full of 1,000 brown m&ms type shit" some wise man whispered at some ( Read more... )