Sneeze --> belch --> fall down stairs ( Read more... )

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So I've been home sick for 3 days now. I thought MAYBE I was well enough to tough out today. In the morning I made it all the way through getting dressed/slapping on minimal make-up without keeling over so I figured I was good to go slap together a newspaper. I lasted a whopping 30 minutes before I realized no, no I was not good to slap together a ( Read more... )

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the other site I write on is shutting down operations, so everything is migrating this way. Brace yo'self ( Read more... )

{a guy wrote this on the writing site that I cheat on el jay with. I read it quickly and had planned on commenting bunches but he had deleted it by that time. Luckily I left the window open on my laptop, so I'm cutting and pasting to save/document here. In other words, this is for me, probably of no interest to you.}

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guess who's having triathlon dreams like EVERY NIGHT ( Read more... )

Dear Capital Metro ( Read more... )

DUDE. sometimes I write things I never post because I'm an asshole. I was digging through old drafts and found this. ENJOY, T.G.I.W. CREW, ENJOY ( Read more... )