http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/22/panda.bites.man.china.ap/index.html

Damn, I'm out of breath.

My Dad isn't voting republican in this election! O_O I did not see that one coming. Though his logic is kind of strange, I actually understood it. Besides, Obama's got New York won, anyway. @_@

Costume came in the mail. It's hot shit. Pictures and questions to be posted later.

I think I've even posted this here before. I don't give a shit, here it is again ( Read more... )

Alright, everyone. We need to have a little conversation here. I've decided that I'm going to be a vampire for Halloween. As cliche as it is... I'm'a rock that shit. HARD. After searching the internet for a few days I have purchased $140 of materials which, on top of my superior acting ability, will assure that bitches will orgasm when they fucking ( Read more... )

FUCKING RIGHT I DON'T OWE YOU MONEY, NEW YORK! FUCKING RIGHT!

Both stories combine to make a 720 page book. I'll be done with in a month or two, this is almost too easy. Though I've only just started I'm still slightly disappointed.

So I've returned from my journey upstate. Sarah's friends seem pretty cool as well as far less violent than my friends. Um, yeah. I think I'm gonna be working more. That's good, the less time I have to be bored the better off I'll be. I could use the money, too. I'm actually a little worried right now....

A guy asked me if I wanted a fucking blow job today.... No, this isn't a joke. v_v