Dear diary,

Download the new brand new song.

Dear diary,

What the hell am I watching on MTV.

Things I am thankful for... (Not to rip off Lindsay)

The Indians for letting us take their land forcefully.

Trim Spa for making Anna Nicole not fat.

Keystone Ice being the best beer ever.

But seriously...

My family, friends, band, and hopefully some of our troops coming home soon.

Dear diary,

Click here.
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Dear diary,

don't swim out too far tonight
this time I fear you may not survive
just get lost at sea
and drowned in your own addictions
cause I don't think our friendship's strong enough
to bring you back alive

Dear diary,

Our band needs a name and a singer.

Dear diary,

Sleepover may not be as bad as I thought it would be but how boring does life have to be to watch it twice?

Dear diary,

When will I learn from my mistakes?

Dear diary,

Where is the fun?

Dear diary,

That is a picture of my crotch. It has been there forever.

Dear diary,

Cheers to guys who buy me drinks.