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Italian Math

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here's your first question," the foreman said.  "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy."  And he proceeds to draw three trees.

What's this?" the boss asks.

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 Everyone PLEASE go to this web site under photo competition and vote for BRANDY KRIEMAN (the KaitynKash picture) so she can get on vh1's the shot reality tv show. She Deserves our votes!!! Vote Now, Vote often and pass this on so your friends will vote....Good things happen, when we do good things for others....It doesn't cost a thing but a few ( Read more... )

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From: BONNIE SCHICKRAM
Date: 11/19/2007 9:25:41 PM
Subject: FW: Tattoo

This Man Thought he had a beautiful Tatoo....

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 something happened to my aol/aim account and I had to start a new one. my new e mail address is MistressJoD@aol.com Also....my phone number has been changed....my new house number is (321) 914-3386. My livejournal account remains the same.
I wish all My friends and Family a Happy Thanksgiving! A special note to those of you that can't make it here ( Read more... )

So, We moved into our new dwelling. Although we are still renting (for now) we love the area and house we are currently in. We may even consider purchasing it after the year lease ends...we'll see what happens.....You never know what the future will bring. For now the family is content.

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 Some people just have too much time on their hands!!!


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I've said it a million times..(Abby...I'm sure you've heard me say this) "If I go to the hospital for one thing they'll find other stuff wrong with me."  Now, before I get to far ahead of myself  this is what happened (and bear with me please if I misstype or spell something wrong...my hands are shaking) .
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 SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

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Things have gotten tough for everyone...I know! This economy sucks ass;and EVERYONE is struggling to survive! max had to lay off two of his employees so now he has me working back in the shop. I've just been polishing...but it's still hard work...not to mention how much more work I'm doing since I'm at the shop and then have to work as super Mom/ ( Read more... )