I am hot.

[wickedjaw]

So hot I'll driiiiiiink your milkshake. Or melt your popsicle. I will fuck up your frosty treats, is what I'll do.

In the last week I've caught the eye of a few dashing swains around town. Over the weekend, I had another encounter with this guy, whom I'll call the Laminator for reasons I'll elaborate on below. And yesterday Overall Dude, who hangs

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[jenfullmoon]

I'm surprised I haven't met my own Laminator guy yet. Though it does sound kind of similar to the guy who demanded that I smile and then I said, "I just saw a dead squirrel." Didn't faze him whatsoever.