Dolly:hey i dated a guy name greg
Me: yea....
Dolly:and it took me 2 days to figure out wether his name was craig or greg

wow....

i just had an idea..... first, get a band.... then, make a cover of don johnson's wonderful masterpiece "heartbeat"....

it'd be cool if i had a band....

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say what you want, but be honest.

post anonymusly if you want.

( i couldn't resist )

yes, i kno, i only have about not a lot of friends, but i decided on a friends cut because.... some of you, i dont think i've talked to in a while, or others, i just dun want you to read my ish anymore, ha!!

comment if you believe you were taken off by accident...

( Rant inclosed )

( SmarterChild Convos )

go out and buy (or check out from the library) Al Frankens Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them because it is the best book to read to get informed (unless you're republican, then you wanna buy an ann coulter or a bill o-reilly book to get lied to a bit more) on everything political you need to know! haha.... i started it tuesday, havnt read any ( Read more... )

Hank: "I'm gonna stick this up your ass..."
Paula: "But I poop from there!"
Bill: "Not today, you don't..."

John: "Can you take more cock
in your mouth or in your ass?"
Suzie: "I don't know about in the ass."
John: "By the time I'm done with your mouth
you'll beg for it in the ass!"

i dunno, thought they were funny, ha....