My cat makes really weird noises when he cleans himself. Also when he sleeps and is dreaming. And he snores! He's such a crazy nutcase. I love him!

Today I was subjected to a horrible thing. My friend found a terrible, trashy romance novel in the lounge and proceded to paste a picture of my face and Günther's on the cover in place of the original ones ( Read more... )

My fencing equiptment includes a piece of protection for certain vulnerble areas on the female chest. It's called a breast protecter, and resembles a large, hard, plastic bra, and it never fails to entertain ( Read more... )

I have never sneezed so much in my entire life as I have in the past day. It's getting quite extreme.

I HATE having colds. : (

My roommate wants me to gurgle vinegar to help my sore throat. That, or drink her "vinegar and honey" tea. I'm serious! Vinegar. Isn't that crazy? Apparenly it does help though, but I'll pass on that one..

Have been having a relaxing weekend. Friendles and I wached the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings, only we skipped all the non-extended scenes, by which I mean we watched only the deleted scene stuff which made for a very strange way to watch the movies ( Read more... )

I got the soundtrack from somebody and it is so funny ( Read more... )

We had our first snow today. I woke up and was contemplating not getting up for my first class (bad me, I know), when I heard someone in the hall yell, "It's snowing!". I said, "Ok, it's worth getting up for snow". I went outside to go to breakfast, however, and was sorely disappointed. It wasn't so much so as just some specks of white on the ( Read more... )

I was just working on an essay, when I looked over at my roomate who was doing calculus homework and I realized that I kind of miss math. It's insane. I never thought I would feel this way. I was looking foreward to college being math free, and now I'm missing it?! I guess I miss the simple orderlyness of math, the calm, systematic way you handle ( Read more... )

This is bad. I'm doing homework out of sheer boredom.

My ideal man has blue hair and green skin and lives in the sea. His name is either Johannes, Gotfried or Liam. He plays the violin, and, on Sundays, croquette. His blue hair is long and silky and he braids SparklingSeaweed™ into it on special occasions. He rides a giant jellyfish from New Zealand named Ferdinand (who can do really wierd things with ( Read more... )