"The process of belief is an elixer when you're weak, I must confess at times I indulge it on the sneak..."

I JUST WANTED TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE MY MOST EXTRAORDINARY ACCOMPLISHMENT TO DATE!

Alright, first, find a place to sit down, because this is gonna knock you square on your ass.  Now, take a deep breath.  It's important you're in the right state of mind to receive this wonderful news.   Is anything bothering you?  Anything bad happened lately? Are ( Read more... )

ALLRIGHT YOU IDIOTS, IT'S TIME TO PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES.  FOR SERIOUS. THIS IS IMPORTANT:

I'm sorry but the large font is absolutely necessary.  I'm tired of being the only one who's willing to take up arms against these asanine conspiracies.

Let me ask you a question:

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 A young woman wanders into the room.  She is cautious, glancing around the room suspiciously.  As she strays farther from the entrance, a cold sense of familiarity overtakes her.   "I have been here before. . ." she mutters in a low, shocked voice.  She takes two definite steps backwards and stumbles over a derelict tomb.  An awkward mess of ( Read more... )

Introducing. . .


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Brain Fitness Program is for students use only.

Don't you forget that.

DON'T YOU EVAR 4GET!

Windows Vista + Halo 2 =

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Celery. . .

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And yet another romp with the random Haiku generator:

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