"Teeth are for gay people."

"Why men run from me" will be the name of the segment and I'll be listing possible reasons that the few good men (this obviously does NOT include Gary as the words good and men were used) I've found have fled ( Read more... )

Only I would spend an hour and forty-five minutes at the gym to come home and eat half a can of Cabot whipped cream. In my defense, Cabot may be the best whipped cream I've ever tasted. Nonetheless it was wrong.

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My Dad is gonna pay for all of us to get living wills drawn up by his lawyer.
I think my loved ones love me enough to let me go when it's my time, but I'd feel better having some insurance.

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I was just watching some commercial for a weight loss pill called Propelene, I think ( Read more... )

OK so I am boycotting the Aviator. I sorta wanted to see it before the disgusting public ass kissing the academy served DiCaprio and Scorcese. I shut off the Oscars after the Aviators 6th win which means I only watched about 20 minutes of it. How many dicks did Leo have to suck for all that gold ( Read more... )

I dunno what is wrong with me today but if you have a penis it may be best to steer clear.
I'm in some psychotic anti-man mode that I can't shut off. Just ask Gary or Michael.
Men beware!

Something is wrong with me. I have felt so uncomfortable today. Just nt at home in my own skin. I don't know what it is but something's not right. Well I actually just caught Full Metal Alchemist so I am gonna watch it!