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It's really a strange shock when you look at your bank account, expecting to see $30 in it and seeing $950. i mean...holy shit. i wasnt sure if God decided that i needed a miracle or what, but i nearly pooped in my pants ( Read more... )

I dont get really irritated with stuff easily, but once in a while i just get fed up with people who have unreasonably low opinions of themselves. Especially coupled with unreasonably high standards that seem to be put in place just so the person can make themselves depressed. It just...it really bothers me ( Read more... )

Well, my aunt's wedding was interesting. Fun ceremony, really relaxed, lots of cool people, drank and danced the night away. Now, it would have been a lot better if my family had been in on it too ( Read more... )

You thought Snakes on a Plane was the best movie ever?

I beg to differ.

This is partially so i can update and say i'm still alive, and partially just because i'm bored. Had a weird fucking day. And no, i wont elaborate on that ( Read more... )

The internet needs to invent a good sarcasm font. am i right? is anyone else tired of hoping that their sarcastic message will be carried without voice inflections, merely on the context of their statement?

i know i am.

Me: Ahoy, lassie! do you know t'day be international talk like a pirate day? Aye, tis indeed. arrr ( Read more... )

Apparently you can buy a fucking Victorian mansion in New Mexico for about $200,000. i learned this because my uncle just did so. little town of 5000 people, sweet pad to live in...

I really want to go visit him in new mexico. that'd be fucking dope.

There's something about waking up with a kitty curled up in the small of your side 20 minutes before your alarm goes off that is just amazingly peaceful. i feel super recharged ( Read more... )