man, you want to know how nerdy i am? i bought the novels for vampire: the requiem. they're really well written, but still, i bought books about a tabletop rpg ( Read more... )

Man, that crocodile hunter guy died. i didnt really like him, but anyone who dies from a stingray barb to the chest deserves a little sympathy.

Honestly, though, i always thought he was really annoying.

I turned in my two weeks notice at the country club today. i'm officially looking for a new job now. if anyone has an opening they can hook me up with, let me know. that'd be pretty cool.

Sometimes i wonder if i know any cool people. You know, anyone who'll be famous or do something meaningful with their lives.

The answer i come up with is a resounding "no".

I do, however, know
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Hooray for things happening in the realm of me making a movie! robby and i hung out the last few nights, did a little "research" (watching different movies like blade and boondock saints) to help spur ideas of what works and what doesnt in good movies. i'm really pleased with how well the ideas are coming. we now have most of the movie figured out ( Read more... )

I learned something very weird about my dad today. he views femininity as weakness. he views homosexuality as weakness. he views change in general as bad (with a few exceptions, i'm sure). he views things that are different with suspicion, and often hostility. if you do not believe the way he believes, he will badger you until you either agree or ( Read more... )

One time I was with Chuck Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Chuck Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

I hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job and i want to quit ( Read more... )

Do you not know who i am?

I'm the Dougernaut, bitch!

The next time you're getting or giving head, or even if you're just beating off, just think to yourself, "I wonder if a girl with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows?"

Then imagine a disgusting bald guy spitting a mouthful of donkey spunk onto his hand to lube up his wang before assfucking the same donkey he just sucked off.

That shit will fuck ( Read more... )