The boyfriend and two friends are whisking me away to my former place of employment tomorrow, for my birthday. September 27, it's a good day. The weather is supposed to be prime ( Read more... )

I didn't think it would be harder to come back to Stanford a year after graduating than it was to walk away on my graduation day last June. But somehow, it is, because not only am I staring at what I no longer have, but seeing everyone else go on to something new. Of course this is normal, time marches on, blah blah blah -- but the end just ( Read more... )

I find myself torn between several camps:

Advertisers are godless, soul-sucking people with bad juju. They're cranky because they have STD's and get no sleep.Just like SPAM and pop-up ads, they waste your time and inundate your television, in-box, and computer with useless crap, unoriginal copy, and trite campaigns. Often, I think a deaf mute ( Read more... )

I was warned that there would be a flurry of weddings after leaving college. I hardly feel old enough to drive, let alone vote and drink legally, but for those making the plunge down the aisle or what-have-you, I can't help but laugh when reading drivel like this:

On how they chose the perfect wedding bands, using deductive reasoning

"Todd chose ( Read more... )

I have handled more Post-It notes in the year after graduating ( Read more... )

If you know of anyone who wants to sign onto a lease for an extremely comfortable/conveniently located 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment before April 30, please let me know ( Read more... )

I only seem to be skilled at scoring low-paying (i.e. freelance basis) or nonpaying jobs ( Read more... )

It's easy to get confused, when parts of the world expect you to know what a VCard is (and no, it has nothing to do with the status of your nether parts) and what ROI is and all sorts of buzzwords and rhetoric that really means nothing because it's been drained of any sort of humanity ( Read more... )

I'm still breathing, just a little inert ( Read more... )

Am I a writer?
My hands are hit by tremors these days, and I fear that I will never land on my feet again.