Soap is only useful at the point that you can actually see the skin of your hands.

Home sick today. Dunno if the hot dogs last night didn't agree, or what, but I threw up as soon as I woke up, then slept til like 1. What's up with that ( Read more... )

If crippling muscle pain was really indicative of making one's body cut and muscly, I would be a fucking Atlas by now.

This is the blog of one of Livejournal's corporate masters, basically saying that user outrage and threatening of boycott is the *reason* he hasn't restored Basic Accounts. Can anyone give a better translation than what Babelfish provides?

http://www.izbrannoe.info/30184.html

Cute. They're getting rid of Basic accounts.

What a bunch of fuckheads.

There is about a foot and a half of snow outside. And it's a fucking Saturday. What good is that?

Blizzards suck.

Someone needs to send me this for my birthday. Please and thank you.

What would you call Rosie Perez's accent in White Man Can't Jump? I have a coworker who sounds almost identical.

Every so often, I get a question or comment as to why I, a (fairly) young man, count gardening as a hobby. I’m sure at least one or two of you wondered, but were too polite to ask. After all, popular culture says that the only men that garden are either gay or grumpy old guys such as Mr. Feeny (of Boy Meets World fame) or Mr. Wilson (of Dennis the ( Read more... )