Okay, it's been too long since I've gotten here for me to have avoided doing this.

So.

HEY, ALL OF YOUSE CRAZY FREAKS OUT THERE!

WHACKJOBS!
FRUITCAKES!
STABBITY FREAKS!
AND PEOPLE WHO JUST LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP!

REPORT!

((Basically? If your character is somehow mentally deranged, you can see/reply to this.))

*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*sound of rocks falling*

ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE LULZ!

[connection lost]

It's all white and powedery like where Bark grew up in!

I'm freezing my beak off!

It's called Christmas, huh? Well then, HAPPY CRIMMUS, DIGITAL WORLD.

[attached: Lit explosives]

ALL THE WAY 'ROUND THE NEEDLE BERRY BUSH

THE DUCKY CHASED THE HEDGEHOG!

THE DUCKY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN FUN

POP GOES THE NEEDLEMOUSE!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~! Hihihihi everybody! I'm Bean the Dynamite and I'm really happy to be here! I have a partner named Chuumon and he keeps feeding me exploding cheese!

Has anyone seen my friend Bark around?! ( Read more... )