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[audio, transmitted from somewhere in the digital world wilderness]
IT'S TIME TO START THIS NEW YEAR OFF WITH A BANG!
[EXPLOSION!]
WOOO!
THAT TOOK OUT HALF THE HILLTOP! -
[audio]
...
Deadpool's gone...
[silence for a while]
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...
...
[KABOOM!]
[sniff] I'll always remember you when I think about this big honkin' explosion! [sniffle] -
[locked to hostiles]
I'M SANTA CLAUS
HAPPY ARBOR DAY
[attached: multiple turkeys inside large paper mache easter eggs, for Deadpool, and anyone considered general riff raff] -
[yes he just found out - audio]
White haired chest pillow robot girl is getting married?
Awwww... -
[AUDIO]
Hey, Bombmon is a Mousemon again!
GIVE ME SOME CHEESE, MOUSEMON!
*OMNOMNONOMNOMNOMNOM KABOOM!
Bean have headache in whole body... -
(Untitled)
So, he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby!
Something big! He says, "you wanna be a bounty hunter, right?" And I go, "Yeah, baby! Yeah yeah! What do I gotta do?"
He says, "you got bombs, blow up stuff! It's packed with excitement, and you'll go down in history!"
And I'm like. "Yeah Baby."
"CUZ I'M THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER, WHAT BOMBS ( Read more... ) -
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Why... why am I hanging up like this?
... THEY. THEY TRIED TO HANG ME. YET I LIVE.
I AM IMMORTAL! -
(Untitled)
My kind imprint on the first thing they see as a mother figure.
The first thing I saw was a jiggly bowl of jello!
I LOVE YOU MAMA JELLO!
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