You'd think they would know cloaked figures are cliche

[wildebeasting]

So a group of us went on the Haunted Underground Auld Reeky Most Terrifying Ghost Tour. It was quite the elaborate theatrical production. After telling us a bit of history, the guide took us into the "torture room" where the devices (e.g. thumb screws, bamboo splinters, ball breakers, flesh claws, and tongue tongs) were on display. There was much

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[akronohten]

Actually, the next day I found a bruise on my ass, so I'd be more inclined to say he was just a very gay ghost.

You're gross-ass, mister!

[wildebeasting]

Hey, it was the ghost who was doing the ass-grabbing, not me.

Loves it

[anonymous]

Nice journal.
- Rico Suave