Best. Ending. Ever.

I have no reason to watch television anymore.

As of about 2 hours ago, I am unemployed and LOVING IT!!

Do you think that my dog is faster than me because he has more legs, or because he's just faster?

The reason that I love Texas so much is because of this quirky Texas aesthetic that most people don't seem to understand and I've never really been able to properly explain. I've been trying to put my finger on it all summer so that I can share it when I get back to Boston and I still don't quite have it, but Kinky Friedman pretty much embodies it ( Read more... )

I have been thinking about a certain someone a lot lately, someone who I have been thinking about a lot on and off for quite some time now. I don't really know how to say much else without saying more than I want to say, but I just wanted to get something out there about it. I think you probably get the idea.

Everyone has to answer.

Would you rather see me with supershort Twiggy-style pixie hair OR see me try to grow it out long like a real girl?

I love my mom a lot.

So I had a pretty bad satellite problem for a couple of weeks where the only channels I could get were Comedy Central and Oxygen, but it's fixed now and all of my channels are back and I have a confession to make ( Read more... )

Seriously people ( Read more... )

Last night, I was really sincerely glad to be home for the very first time all summer ( Read more... )