Remember when you asked me what days this summer I needed to have off? Remember when I listed a mere two days, one of which was my 20th birthday? I sure am glad that you took that into consideration when making up the schedule for this week, assholes. Thanks for making a stellar summer even better.

I just found a $100 bill on my dresser.

One week from this Saturday, I will be 20 years of age. That's right, no longer a teenager, full of promise, but a 20-something, a leech on society. My life is nearing it's end ( Read more... )

Mexican baby showers are probably the best parties ever. I intend to have one.

PS, I was in the same room as Billy Corgan and his bald-ass rock star head tonight.

Also, I got a parking ticket.

My white trash cousin (read: Mindy from the post below), six months my junior, is engaged. To a guy in the Air Force, of all people. Of course, it's too perfect. Mindy is the cousin, or not-cousin who I was forced to hang out with all the time as a kid, all the while being in constant competion. I went to a competitive high school, Mindy became ( Read more... )

Hey, read this thing I wrote. Its a sort of accidental essay about the 4th of July and my childhood. Come on, it promises explosives, rural Kansas rednecks, football fields and much much more!

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I don't know what compels me to share this with the world, or the e-world, but about a month ago, I compiled this list of qualities that I look for in a man. Perhaps this is a lot to ask? But I don't think so. And I feel that it is always helpful to have a list to guide you in whatever pursuit you may be on. This is what I came up with:

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Day seven of official summer.

The temperature in Dallas/ Ft. Worth: 95.

Another air conditioner bites the dust. Car three in four years, and not once have I had an air conditioner that lasted all the way through it's first summer with me. I'm three for three.

Today I put on my prom dress and danced like a crazy person to The Arcade Fire in my room. I vote that we have a prom dress party first thing when we get back to Boston.