"Well I was JUST using it, it HAS to be around here SOMEWHERE..."

[wileyboy98]

Fat kid moment du jour.

I just spent a good minute and a half in my bed searching for the Tivo remote before I realized that I was sitting on it. For the record, Tivo remotes are hella-big and uber-curvy. Yeah, you know you wish you had as fat an ass as me.

:)

Here she comes, the most beautiful girl in the world

Comments

[_eurydice_]

I'm a spazz when it comes to remotes as well. I once brought my tv remote to math class thinking that it was a calculator. Which is why I will never again take an early morning math class.

[wileyboy98]

Haha, that's funny. I love it when objects show up completely out of their context, like unto your remote in math class.

[superball9]

eh, sitting on it could be quite pleasurable though ;)

[wileyboy98]

you nasty faggot....

;)

[superball9]

you know you looked at it for a second, scratched your head, and thought "hmmmmm....it is a unique shape....."

[wileyboy98]

"you know, apart from all the other advantages that tivo affords, i'll tell you this... the remote? hits aaaaaall the right spots..."

[izms]

HA!

you made me smile.

[wileyboy98]

hehe, glad i could provide a little joy, however small an amount.

hey, don't let chris forget to give you that $60 from the scalping deal i made for you at coachella! sorry chris, but i just gotta know that she got the cash... hehe...

[davidc3]

You crack me up my dear boy. Still giggling at this one.