Yes friends... the day has arrived.


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Fat kid moment du jour.

I just spent a good minute and a half in my bed searching for the Tivo remote before I realized that I was sitting on it. For the record, Tivo remotes are hella-big and uber-curvy. Yeah, you know you wish you had as fat an ass as me.

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Here she comes, the most beautiful girl in the world ( Read more... )

Did you know that if you're planning on killing someone via the bathtub electrocution method, the most effective catalyst you can use is not the toaster or radio, as popularly believed, but in fact an iron will pack the biggest punch... So take it from me, if there's anyone you were planning on bumping off in this manner, grab for that good ol' ( Read more... )

Anyone who's ever ridden in my passenger seat knows that this would be a fabulous gift for me...

Rich people, man... While I was visiting Jarrad last night at the video store he works at in Bel Air, Paris Hilton came in with her new man, fellow young heir Paris Latsis (yes, Paris Hilton is now seeing a boy who is also named Paris. Are any of us really surprised?). She picked out a few movies, threw them on the counter, and began wandering ( Read more... )

It never ceases to amaze me how I can still get butterflies talking to someone online who I have never met or heard on the phone. Isn't that, like, soooooo high school? Shouldn't I have grown out of shit like that?

Um, I haven't been writing much lately because I have been really depressed actually. It's bad enough that I have to live with all the shit going on in my head, I really didn't feel like writing them down. I'll get over it, this is just a rough patch, but for now I am pretty miserable ( Read more... )

Yeah, mine is pretty boring...


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Well Ryan disclosed something to think about last night. He let me know that come February, his mother will probably be moving here and she won't be able to afford a place of her own AND pay his rent and expenses, so the only alternative is for him to find a place with her. Where does that leave me? Finding yet another roommate to take that ( Read more... )