So Buffy Summers finally decided it was time to pay me a personal visit, after all this time that I'd been roaming unchecked in Sunnydale ( Read more... )

Cable's come a long way since I've been gone, let me tell you. Used to be just the premium channels dealt with the risque stuff. Sex, violence, cursing...all that was the domain of HBO and Showtime. Now, it seems almost every channel except the Big Three Four Six lets fly with the blue material ( Read more... )

My poor, poor Faith.

After a couple of phone calls to my lawyers -- who, by the way, were completely unimpressed with my return to this earthly plane, which was a major blow to my ego -- I learned about what happened to my Faith ( Read more... )

Well, that was trickier than I thought it'd be. And not a moment too soon, as far as I'm concerned.

I wasn't too happy last week when my friend decided to turn me down on my little job offer. And it wasn't as in, "Let me get back to you tomorrow." It was flat-out noLet me tell you, I don't like that word. I'm not usually on the receiving end ( Read more... )

I've made a lot of phone calls lately. Well, some of them haven't exactly been phone calls...let's just say I hope there's no long-distance bill coming for those ( Read more... )

Golly, it's sure nice to be missed.

You should have seen the faces of the Sunnydale City Council when I walked into the room a couple of weeks ago. Priceless. I honestly think one of them had an accident, from the grimace on his face ( Read more... )

Boy, I've been away from Sunnydale for a long time. Far too long, if you ask me. Near as I can figure, it's been six years, give or take a week or two.

Time really flies when you're dead.

And let me tell you, I was not expecting to find what I found when I arrived back in town.

For one thing...well, it's still here! I mean, come on, people! ( Read more... )

"Well, gosh!"

Not exactly the most inspiring of last words, wouldn't you say? Not exactly a phrase begging to go down in history as a particularly affecting epitaph?

And that whole day...well, not really my most shining moment ( Read more... )