So this is what 23 feels like? I think I'm sleeping more just so I feel older.

Anyway, 13 days ago I turned 23...crazy, eh?

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck ( Read more... )

Dedicated to Ali's and Kimmy's Overseas Adventures ( Read more... )

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Q. Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

...Give up?

A. Fo' Drizzle!!

Thanks a lot to Kimmy (canadass) for this one!

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales ( Read more... )

Anyone want to think of my next joke to post here?

Shopkeeper: "I have just the doll you're looking for ( Read more... )

Awww. :'-(

Ash likes girls. Rainbow lover!

^ edit that to:

Ash likes Alex. Boy lover!