Wifey's World

[williamtaft]

I was looking at synonyms for "wife" today. I like almost all of these more than "wife." Particularly "apron" and "helpmeet

Comments

[epathamerkerson]

"Rib" is a really good one.

[thehipeinie]

An evangelical nutcase such as yourself WOULD like that one.

[coloxic]

cooney sounds like it's half pet name and half derogatory word.

"what's that cooney doing over there? hey cooney! get over here and make some pies."

"how's my little cooney?"

i looked it up and it didn't have anything on it.

[epathamerkerson]

it could also be a good adjective.

"well now, that was a little cooney, eh gents?"

[williamtaft]

I also liked that the antonym of wife is husband. It's more of a counterpart than antonym. The opposite of mom isn't dad. Or is it?

[epathamerkerson]

Yeah, I agree. The opposite of a wife is probably a young girl who's being raped.

[glass_gloss]

the word for wife in spanish is also the word for handcuffs.
esposa = wife
esposas = handcuffs

[thehipeinie]

they left out "ol' ball and chain" and "battle axe".

[sturgeongeneral]

Mat. What's with that one?