huzzah! i make my triumphant return! man... it's been like... 5 months since i posted last.. crazy how time flies.. so yeah i'm hating school and life and such but it's all good cuz i love life and the people in it (though i'm not quite sure why all the time) and despite what some people try to do to piss me off i just piss on them instead and i ( Read more... )

I am a slut. or so I'm told... in other news i'm crazy and sick! yayy!

You are very psychic ( Read more... )

Yeah... i dunno but right now i'm just really hatin stuff for some reason... my progenitors have this lovely habit of pointing out my flaws in the most petulant ways conceivable by the human intellectual apparatus. i occasionally am struck with the irresistably barbaric urge to puncture their eyes with sporks and ingest them, metaphorically ( Read more... )

So yeah... today was fun jer came over and we played video games and hung out w/ keeley and ate foodz... and i was eating my potato wedges and i breathed out when i swallowed and got potato stuck in my nose that sucked nutz cuz my nose got all dry and ticklish and blah then later it came out and got lodged in my wind pipe and i hacked and coughed ( Read more... )

i had fun today a friend came over and visited then i went to jerame's party woo! and got to play watermelon football lol like my greased up watermelon? and i got to eat good foodz and sit in the spa and listen to andy tell bad scary stories lmao it was great! there was one thing that kinda dampened my day but i wont post it here mebbe if you ( Read more... )

i did this lj perfect date quiz thing and look who came up ( Read more... )

Today was kind of interesting i was playing EQ and i got an im from somebody i didnt know. i opened it and it was some crazy person who thought she knew me lol. anyway, we started chatting and it turns out she was really cool and she eats a lot like me. it's always great to make new friends. hurray for the internet!

HEY! it really is the best day ever i finally fixed my computer and can play everquest again! HURRAY! woot for me!

BEST DAY EVER

ok i just felt like writing that just to get ur attention...yea but i like long walks on the beach at night! nah im just playin..but yea this is the coolest person you will ever meet in ur lifetime...me! if u dont like me then FUCK U! cuz eveyobody ♥'s willie! shooot they even made movies just to free me from my slave home back ( Read more... )