Comments | willninja4food: Seventh Floor

willninja4food

Seventh Floor

Jun 02, 2009 22:11

I think my boobs are frozen.

most substantial post ever, god i hope they don't fall off, just a tit bit nipply

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icaststhespells June 3 2009, 03:36:22 UTC

I can fix that.

willninja4food June 3 2009, 03:38:36 UTC

...No, I think I'll take the risk of them falling off.

icaststhespells June 3 2009, 03:44:13 UTC

That can happen. I've seen it. Just fell right off!

Or I could just cast a spell and make everything better forever. Your choice.

willninja4food June 3 2009, 04:31:14 UTC

...

What kind of spell?

Why do I get the feeling Shino-sis would be hitting me right now?

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[1/2] puppy_genocide June 3 2009, 05:39:36 UTC

[2/2] puppy_genocide June 3 2009, 05:46:53 UTC

Worry more about your fingers.

willninja4food June 3 2009, 22:32:54 UTC

My fingers are fine and, unlike certain other parts of my body, aren't covered with chainmail.

Have you ever had your chest covered with metal in the middle of freezing weather? Nope, didn't think so.

puppy_genocide June 4 2009, 01:39:27 UTC

And yet you're still wearing it.

...Don't blame me when you come down with frostbite.

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papercranelover June 3 2009, 09:52:21 UTC

I can help with that!

willninja4food June 3 2009, 22:33:09 UTC

...Does it involve corpse hair?

papercranelover June 4 2009, 06:42:05 UTC

Of course not, I'd never interrupt your training!

I was just offering my first aid skills. As far as I know, frostbite in its early stages is best treated by warming up the body of the affected person with your own.

The teachers were quite adamant about this.

So...

willninja4food June 4 2009, 06:49:49 UTC

That sounds better than most of the alternatives I've heard so far.

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kiminimunekyun June 3 2009, 20:06:45 UTC

If... if they fall off, can I have them?

N...nipp...

I mean... Nepal...

willninja4food June 3 2009, 22:33:32 UTC

...Nepal?

kiminimunekyun June 4 2009, 00:46:34 UTC

Youngest republic of Earth, the Federal Democratic Republic of Nipples!

willninja4food June 4 2009, 01:03:41 UTC

...Nipples?

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darkmastern June 4 2009, 01:52:25 UTC

Oh, that.. uhh.. sounds like.. quite the problem!

I.. guess I could help to...

warm... them.. if you need me to....

willninja4food June 4 2009, 06:50:49 UTC

Are you going to try to set me on fire, too?

darkmastern June 4 2009, 23:10:59 UTC

Not unless you want me to for some.. strange reason...

I meant something more along the lines of... like.. a blanket or... body heat..

You don't want me to set you on fire do you?

willninja4food June 5 2009, 01:14:26 UTC

No! No fire! Fire is totally unnecessary! A blanket would be nice, though.

Why does everyone want to warm me with bodyheat? I know I'm hot, but still....

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