AAAAAAAAAAAAND I have anger issues ( Read more... )

STOP TRYING TO SOUND FUCKING COOL!

"Hey Will, hows it goin ( Read more... )

Cute nurse stood me up.

Thank god for The Office.

"Dwight Fart Shrute"

"Every time I spelled my name, it came out 'diapers.'"

I just don't understand.

So, heres a new reason why putting up Christmas decorations so early sucks ( Read more... )

Oh ho ho. I guess we should throw TWO Oscar parties:

One for you, and one for that zit on your face!

"...What? Ok, good insult."

I'm getting old, man.