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Man + Woman ≠ Marriage
Love + Commitment = Marriage

What do you do when you're boyfriend calls you up crying and telling you he'll be fine?

Watching someone get "road-head" is amusing.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time ( Read more... )

But that's besides the point. I overdosed on cheese yestersday, and cookies of death...*gurgle ( Read more... )

"can I hit 'em?"
"Sure!"
"How Hard?"
"Hard as you want. Just don't be maaaad!"

Warning to all Pot heads: Stay away from faomy this week. that is all

Man this new one is long! but at least I'm not seeing Elvis in my fridge...

you'll get the refrence later.

New foamy. Me likey.

That's absolutely right.