Twenty-third Bite || Voice

[wimpyvampire]

*I BET YOU ALL MISSED THE COMPLAINING VAMPIRE. He's been happy and waving to those he has walked by since Tuesday. But now he's back to his old self! Shouting and shrieking into the phone yet again. This is the first time he has ever been droned.*Why do I have oil on my white pants? Was I just... working on the car? The fuck is with this?! Last

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[wizardoftheweek]

Ah. You're back.

[wimpyvampire]

Did I go somewhere?

[wizardoftheweek]

Your mind did.

[evers_hacker]

It, ah, sounds like you were droned...

[wimpyvampire]

W-What?! You're kidding...

Well shit.

[evers_hacker]

...Do you think there's a reason behind why you were droned?

[wimpyvampire]

Pfft. Probably because of all the people I bit.

[makemebreakfast]

Oh, you're a vampire that can't go out in the sun? Neat.

But yea...sounds like you mighta got droned.

[wimpyvampire]

THAT'S NOT NEAT.

[makemebreakfast]

Sure it's neat! Something else I know about vampires from your world.

It's neat.

[wimpyvampire]

....fucking drones.

[the_wee_big_hag]

You were probably droned.

[wimpyvampire]

Well my drone is fucking stupid then.

[the_wee_big_hag]

What did your drone do?

[wimpyvampire]

Walked out in the sunlight and didn't wear proper clothing. Got my arm burned.

[weaponsparked]

Ah... I meant to get that stain out before you noticed...

1/2

[wimpyvampire]

What the hell would you need oil for--

[wimpyvampire]

You did not.

/dies a little inside

[weaponsparked]

What does anyone need oil for? Lubrication.

Pity it left a mess. I rather liked those pants.