Thirty-third bite || VOICE

[wimpyvampire]

*The phone gets knocked off the hook by Pratchett. Ha ha, silly kitten. Conrad, meanwhile, is staring at the calendar, realizing he forgot a very important day....

His birthday was yesterday.*

I totally forgot about my birthday.

Hrm... just another year gone by. Been too busy anywa-- Pratchett! What are you doing?! G-Get away from the phone

Comments

[likescats]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

[wimpyvampire]

Ah, thank you Death... heh.

Bad Pratchett BAD.

you didn't wear a sweatervest in his honor?!

[bethebetterman]

Happy late-birthday, squirt.

I-I DON'T HAVE ONE. I wish I did. I dunno how it'd look like on me.

[wimpyvampire]

...Don't call me squirt.

I will be a bro and loan you one of mine <3

[bethebetterman]

Fine. Happy late-birthday, kiddo.

A-Aww <3

[wimpyvampire]

God I hate you.

WRONG ICON LOL

[a_crazygirl]

Oh, we're gonna have to fix this, aren't we?

[wimpyvampire]

F-Fix what?

[a_crazygirl]

I mean we're gonna have to throw you a party, ya know?

[wimpyvampire]

W-What?! No that's not really needed....

[tuna_surprise]

It was your birthday?

[She feels bad now, having not gotten him a birthday present. That's okay though, she'll make up for it at Christmas.]

Happy birthday. Did you want to do something to celebrate?

[wimpyvampire]

Oh, no, that's okay, really! I don't need to do anything special. But thank you for the birthay wish. I appreciate it.

[vassalation]

Heh! So how are you now, like forty?

[wimpyvampire]

... I'm 28.

What are you? Like twelve?

[vassalation]

Close enough.

Nineteen.

[wimpyvampire]

Huh. Could have fooled me with your Pokemon DS game.