Thanks to that fat bastard, Matt, I feel obligated to post ( Read more... )

Falcon punch!

The Red Cedar River is not for walking on, or putting messages in the snow, or whatever other frivolous stuff you goofy college goons like to do. If only I had some large rocks and a catapult so I could break all the ice on the whole damn river. If I fall in, EVERYONE FALLS IN. Sure, it was only my leg, but I tripped and I so I became slightly ( Read more... )

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Ha! I got accepted into the Madagascar study abroad program, bitches! Lemurs pwn. Seriously though, this trip is gonna be pretty sweet. Hiking around in rainforest and finding wild animals sounds like a good time to me ( Read more... )

Avast ( Read more... )

When I get married, I'm having John Lovitz (sp?) sing the song "Ladies Night" at my wedding.

And yes, I just finished watching the wedding singer, so fuck off.

Crikey, I'm sad. Sure, it's day old news, but I don't care. Suck it, n00b!

Hi.
I don't have anything to say.
Like...at all.
Anybody wanna go cow tipping with me?

Myth or Fact? MythBusters Quiz ( Read more... )