I think I need a better outlet for my anger than punching the T.V. It tends to do more harm to my hand than to my enemies. Strange...

You know, I think I might actually like anger. I feel good when I'm in a fit of rage...

And no, the Chi Square has nothing to do with the whole chi energy flow thing. Sorry to burst your bubble...

Man, a rewind button for life would be really useful right now.

Okay folks, I know this is a strange and gross question, but I must know. Have any of you ever noticed my ears being dirty? OK, I clean them everyday, but I'm still worried because I can never really see in there to make sure they're clean. I don't want strangers to think I'm some dirty hobo. I mean, what if the love of my life saw me sitting ( Read more... )

HEY!! You over there! Yeah, you, the one with that wang in your ear! Why don't you go fall down that hole over there? Thanks, assbag.

Lession of the day: Hate on people who put penises in their ears. They should be scorned upon.

So I'm in my outdoor survival class today, and my prof is talking about getting water out of cacti, and he says, "...once you get inside, it'll be moist.".

Now take it how you want, but my dirty mind took it the wrong way. I thought it was funny.

So yeah, it's a friday night, and everybody is busy/away. I can't even get a hold of anyone to do anything with. Trust me, I try to have a life, but I always fail at it. Nobody's around on the weekend to even ask if they wanna go hang out or whatever. I'll try to talk to someone and oops, they're busy. Sometimes people don't even respond when ( Read more... )

I think Hitler is trying to screw me over from beyond the grave...which would explain my shitty luck. OR maybe it's Satan. Shit, I should throw some salt over my left shoulder.

Sorry, my posts have no relevance...
I really and truly am. I'm TRYING to get a life, but it's not really working.

Hi.

Here this.

( Who's number one now, bitch!? Luigi, that's who! )

Dammit, the housing office knows my roomate moved out. Now I gotta either pay for a single or get a new roomate, niether of which I want to do. Why can't they just leave me be? I'm not hurting anyone. HE moved out. I shouldn't have to pay for that.

Bleh...I doubt my dad would want to pay an extra money. Lousy whores...RRRGHH!!

Well, it looks like the only people I'll be celebrating the new year with are my neighbors in Animal Crossing. >_<

Even my dad has somewhere to go tonight. *shakes fist angrily*