2nd Kick | [unintentional audio]

[windsorknot]

[Silence. Or so it seems. If you listen very carefully, you can hear someone humming something softly. Is that... Yellow Submarine? Either way, it doesn't matter because that humming ends abruptly when-]

*SNAP*

[Followed by a loud crash~]

[/End Audio]

Comments

[ action tags all up in dis ]

[shifts]

[ A positively gleeful sound. ]

[ action tags all up in dis ]

[construire]

[ This is Ariadne wearing one of Eames' shirts as a skirt. Yes, she stole that from your wardrobe without asking, seeing as you sewed all her pant legs shut.

Enjoy your poker chips, Mr. Pierce. ]

The culprit isn't obvious at all.

[ action tags all up in dis ]

[shifts]

[ How's the paisley treating you, Ariadne? ]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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[construire]

Must be faulty manufacturing, huh? I mean, it's not like they were brand new chairs.

1/2

[construire]

Arthur!

2/2

[construire]

[ It's only because she's cursed, okay. ]

Talk about predictable.

[windsorknot]

I get the feeling I'm missing something, here.

[construire]

What do you mean?

Voice;

[idmakeitaweek]

You alright?

Voice;

[windsorknot]

[ And it's been broadcast on the network. This really must be his day.]

I'll live. Just some... faulty furniture.

Re: Voice;

[idmakeitaweek]

[it's not true humiliation unless it's public]

Faulty? It's an excuse I often use when I blow things up.

On accident.

Voice;

[windsorknot]

As opposed to when you do it on purpose?

audio ][

[overreached]

What did you break?

audio ][

[windsorknot]

A chair. The legs were damaged.

audio ][

[overreached]

Before you finished breaking it?

audio ][

[windsorknot]

Seems like it. The furniture was in the apartment before I moved in. I can't really be sure of how old any of it is.

[fromlegal]

Everything all right, now?

[windsorknot]

I'm fine. Just got a bit careless.

[fromlegal]

That seems quite unlike you.

[windsorknot]

I rarely make the same mistake twice.